when haryana meets tamilnadu!

Well, everybody doubts whether I am mentally normal or not. Here is a proof that I am not!!! Today, vikarn and I had totally lost our minds somewhere. Here is the result of it... Our conversation!

vikarn: oi ladeeeej...whats is ups
GAYATRI...: hehehehe......... hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii vikarn!!!!
chinimini mummmmu muu....
bada shona bada pyara hai tu....
isliye aaj kehti hu i love u
kaha na love u ab u love me too...
vikarn: love u toooooooooooooooooooooo...threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, fiveeeeeeeeee, aur countin na aave mujhe
GAYATRI...: uffff..pyar kiya kaise gavar se!!!
vikarn: to chori aur ke bolooon hum? hum tumse lub karte hain hehehe
GAYATRI...: mishtake ho gayee jee.......
hum aapko nahi jante....
aapka proposal hum nahi mante....
vikarn: nahiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn tum humre saath aisi sainsafi nahin kar sakat. hum tumhaari rapat likwaaaooonga
GAYATRI...: ayyyyyyooooo raaamaaaa....
yennadaaa rascal!!!! mind it!!
vikarn: haye, isi ada par to hm mar jaavat hoon...aur tum, dokheeebaaj, dil toda maaahara
GAYATRI...: ayooo tum kawun jee? hum nai jaaanta tumko..
tum humko tang nahi kar sakta ayise,,, samjha tum.....
vikarn: haye meri janwa..tum hi to ho meri gulaab jamunwa..kaise chodoon hum
GAYATRI...: humko dar lagta... kashtakalomein..... ayo rama... muruganaaaaaa.... tum nahi samjhta. humari shadi ho gayi.. hum kuch nahi kar sakta.... muthuswami pasand nahi karta tumko..
vikarn: hum apni bhaise ki kasam khaakar bolat hain, hum lub karte hain, kuchh bhe kar sakat hain, muthu ya jo bhi tum bolat ho, humko ok, jusht shay yesh
GAYATRI...: ayooo..... yas... yas.... i lowe you.... yell wo we yeee wala love !!!
vikarn: ke bolat ho humri jaan, ke angreji jhaadat ho? humko na samajh aaye ye bade logon ki bhaasa
GAYATRI...: wohhh mai goud!!
hum kehta ki hum pyar karta tumko....
vikarn: gooodz...gratz. haan baiby, hum bhi angreji bolat hain, samjha ke hai tumne. chalo letsh goz aur bhivaah karat hain
GAYATRI...: woh ke.... woh ke....